I remember seeing a primary school boy in uniform hitting his
maid with an umbrella. 
I marched right up to the boy, grabbed the umbrella, drew myself to
my full height (I was a full 30cm taller than him, methinks) and
gave him the hardest, most brutal glare that I could muster.
I didn't shout at the boy, but I harshly reprimanded him and
threatened to report him to his principal if I ever saw him doing
that again.
The boy nodded sadly and walked off with his head bowed.
Damn, that felt good.
I think my beard made me look even more fierce. 
